Golf Nuts

A couple met at Hilton Head and fell in love.  They were discussing how they would 
continue the relationship after their vacations were over.
"It's only fair to warn you Jody." he said.  "I'm a golf nut.  I live, eat, sleep 
and breathe golf."
"Well, since you're being honest, so will I." Jody said. I'm a hooker."
"I see." he said.  Then brightening, he smiled.  "It's probably because you're not 
keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."

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A friend of mine, Dan, is a really tough -- a fanatic in fact, when it comes to golf.  
He invited me to play at his club one time.  I got off to a pretty bad start and after 
a while, I hit a really bad shot.  I said, "This is the toughest course I've ever seen."
Dan replied, "How would you know ?  You haven't been on it."

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After a not so terrific game Dan and I were heading towards the Club House for drinks and 
I said to Dan, "What do you think I should give my caddie ?"   
Dan replied under his breath, "How about your clubs ?"

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Actually I've come to understand why they call it "golf".  All of the other four letter 
words were taken.

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Ever notice that "golf" spelled backwards is "flog"?  A coincidence?  I don't think so!

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In the US, Sunday is the day that most of us bow our heads.  Some are in Church -- the rest 
are out playing golf.

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--Courtesy of Jim Moore Jr.